Scrolls of Enlightenment
Oh look! You have stumbled across the secret hiding place for the Alchemist's Scrolls of Enlightenment. He thought he had hidden them away from all curious seekers, but you were too inventive to let a little thing like that stop you from continuing your quest.
The Scrolls of Enlightenment contain words of wisdom from many different sources. You might as well get comfortable. You are about to embark upon a journey of the mind.